Category: Written Word
It’s all Ben Dunn
February 26th, 2004, No Comments
Unlike Lara Croft, no one spends hours staring at my breasts. And I’m thankful for it.
I said Brrr.
January 9th, 2004, No Comments
Did you see Bring it On? This it was funny? Me too! Bring it On Again though, looks like total ass. I live in fear.
Apathy
November 14th, 2003, No Comments
Bleah. Bleah. Ugh. Bored. Tired. Lazy. Snarky. Bitter. Apathetic. Fuck off and kill yourself, cause I’m too busy to kill you.
Raise high the roofbeam, carpenters.
June 20th, 2003, No Comments
These are mostly true stories. I tried writing them on my palm (using Azure instead of Kablog), only I think I took too long to write it. Next time, I’ll try copy and paste.
Death
June 12th, 2003, Comments Off
This is a true story, and it’s as close to personal as I get with online people. Hell, real people get similar tales. I just don’t like telling the world my Life’s Traumatic Stories the moment I meet them. I’m funny that way. The story is that a cat was born, lived 15 years, and died. And I miss him. If you’re squeamish, you may not want to read this, since I’m going to tell it like it is.
Building a History
January 9th, 2003, Comments Off
Not to sound like a modern day pop song, but history and change are qually important to the world. And yet so many of us ignore history and reject change. It’s enough to make me want to be a Unabomber.
And I Alone Survived to Tell Thee
December 12th, 2002, No Comments
Moby Dick is quite possibly one of my favorite books. I’ve always been fond of the way he spins his tales, and how he wraps the bible into his works so well. Not to imply that he’s an easy read, but he’s got a nack for wandering so far off topic and being able to pull it in that I love him. So I stole from him. It’s flattery, I swear.
Smashing Pumpkins!
November 1st, 2002, Comments Off
On the CBS news, they were talking about how this year Halloween was so close to Election Day. I got news for them, every year we have Halloween this close to the first Tuesday after the first Monday. Seriously, it’s not that bizzare. But talking about the ’scary’ political costumes people where while focusing on bearded men dressed as Wonder Woman? That’s bizzare and a little odd. Welcome to Chicago.
