We Interrupt This Program …

August 13th, 2008

We interrupt this program (a recap of a trip to Japan) with an Olympic update.
NBC has many problems with their website, least of which is how difficult it is to find out who won what on the mobile version. Last night, many people on the East Coast went to bed before the Womens [...]

I still call it the Jake

January 23rd, 2008

NO! No no no no no!
I don’t CARE who bought it out! The ballpark that replaced Muni, the ballpark that saw world series’s, the ballpark where I saw a grand slam, will always be “The Jake.”
I was mad when they renamed ‘Comisky’ to ‘US Cellular,’ but I’m pissed off now. I get that [...]

I’m going to die

October 13th, 2007

The Indians and the Red Sox are going to kill me.
If they don’t CBS and this idiotic will she/won’t she of Jorja Fox’s contract, will kill me. (I’m expecting a Cease and Desist any day now).
Gaah. I live on TUMS.

Yankees Suck!

October 9th, 2007

Yankees Suck!
Kiss my butt!
Wahoo kicked the Yankees ass!
Kicked so hard we gave ‘em gas!
(Yes, I really did prance around chanting this after the Indians beat the Yanks last night. NEENER!)

I can’t tell if I’ve been insulted…

October 5th, 2006

Weird commercials frost my lizard about baseball.

Revamping how we air the Olympics

February 15th, 2006

Anyone who’s spoken to me in the last five days has heard this already, so just skip it, m’kay?

Drugs are bad, m’kay?

March 24th, 2005

My baseball isn’t their baseball anymore.

Why They Suck

October 21st, 2004

Everyone else is saying it: Go Red Sox! I don’t go for curses. I don’t believe in ghosts. And after last night, I think it’s safe to say that it’s okay to hate the Yankees. This is about baseball curses.

Hope Will Defeat Hatred

August 23rd, 2004

What’s wrong with the Olympics.

Mister, it’s your sister

May 18th, 2004

Gender bias? We don’t need no steenking gender bias.