Category: Overheard
My mom has diarrhea
October 13th, 2008, No Comments
Not MY mom! But the neighbor kid shouted that out so loud I’m amazed people didn’t poke their heads out the windows. Poor neighbor mom. Apparently Neighbor Dad had to take her to the ER.
People wonder why I’m crazy?
February 14th, 2008, No Comments
The hotline phone rings. I see it’s our helpdesk, and as they generally like me, I answer. It’s my old friend Hathaway (not her real name)
Hathaway: Hi, Ipstenu! I have a guy with a problem on your app. He can’t log in.
Me: Okay, which sub app? We have 230, and each one has [...]
It would explain the camels
November 30th, 2007, No Comments
Palm Three Christmas Tree
Coworker: I like that one.
Me: It would make the camels with the wise men a little less anachronistic, wouldn’t it?
Yankees Suck!
October 9th, 2007, No Comments
Yankees Suck!
Kiss my butt!
Wahoo kicked the Yankees ass!
Kicked so hard we gave ‘em gas!
(Yes, I really did prance around chanting this after the Indians beat the Yanks last night. NEENER!)
I’m not eating at THEIR resturant
May 3rd, 2006, 2 Comments
Three student chefs talking, and one says. “I made something I can’t pronounce today. Chicken and shrimp thing. Sim-Sim-Zambala.”
So what you said means what you said?
January 9th, 2006, No Comments
I think the problem is that his brain is missing.
