Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space

May 6th, 2008

I’m not kidding.
I was kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space is a real comic.
Commence snickering.

An Ode to Chicago

February 3rd, 2008

Dear Chicago.
I love you. I love your snow, your wind, your bitterness.
I was out in weather that was -23 with the wind and I looked for an apartment.
I found a new place and now I must pack.
And while I shall be living on the edge of your land, I remain forever yours.
Oh, Chicago, Chicago, [...]

Um… Right

November 29th, 2007

So I have a blog still. I’m not really sure what I’m doing with it right now. Maybe that’ll change. I’m sort of ‘eh’ and busy with other projects.

New Barbie Ideas

September 26th, 2007

Gay Pride Barbie (with optional duct tape for the nipples) and Dress-up Dad (in, naturally) a dress.

My name is Alena

March 21st, 2007

I used to get a lot more spam, but this one is the first ‘good’ one in a loooong time!

Strap it on and Go

April 18th, 2006

From the universe of me and Cool Hand Luke, who brought you Thug Tech.

Caveman Tech Support

November 22nd, 2005

This is my life. The last three workdays have been filled with ‘No I didn’t make a change! No! No! No- Well…’

Site Update - Lather, Rinse, Obey

November 14th, 2005

Huh. It helps to hit publish. Ah well, enjoy some music.

I’m an Asshole!

July 5th, 2005

This blog is the Asshole Song, by Denis Leary. Why? I’m having that day.

Sing another Spam Song

May 12th, 2005

Spammers site this as Not for Human Reading. Well.