The hotline phone rings. I see it’s our helpdesk, and as they generally like me, I answer. It’s my old friend Hathaway (not her real name)
Hathaway: Hi, Ipstenu! I have a guy with a problem on your app. He can’t log in.
Me: Okay, which sub app? We have 230, and each one has [...]

Palm Three Christmas Tree
Coworker: I like that one.
Me: It would make the camels with the wise men a little less anachronistic, wouldn’t it?

Yankees Suck!
Kiss my butt!
Wahoo kicked the Yankees ass!
Kicked so hard we gave ‘em gas!
(Yes, I really did prance around chanting this after the Indians beat the Yanks last night. NEENER!)

Three student chefs talking, and one says. “I made something I can’t pronounce today. Chicken and shrimp thing. Sim-Sim-Zambala.”

Well, good for you sir.

I think the problem is that his brain is missing.

Overheard in the office.

A pale imitation of Overheard in New York