This is why I’m going to hell
December 31st, 2005
Luke and I work in the same office sometimes, and when we do, we send emails that consist of only a subject line.
“Leaving at 4:30? (eom)”
“No, meetings. (eom)”
“Sucks to be you! (eom)”
And so on and so forth.
One day I put in a subject and then in the body wrote ‘And since you never read the body THUGALICIOUS.’ This being a shout-out to Gangstalicious of The Boondocks and his Thuggin’ Love song. Which still makes me laugh.
Luke replies “A hip alternative to GeekSquad: ThugTech. Think about bustin’ caps in viruses and spyware…”
And I think…
ThugTech .. Now if they ran gayornot.com, no one would bug us. “Tech support by ThugTech.”
Dirty Word Warning!
User: Hi, my computer thingy is broken?
Thug 1: Uh huh, what’d you install, you mother fucking user?
User: … Um. Nothing!
Thug 1: Yo, you installed software? Don’t you lie to me, you punk ass bitch! I know you installed somethin’!
User: Oh god! No no! I swear, nothing!
Thug 1: DON’T YOU LIE TO ME!
User: *scream* Aaaah! It was just this game I saw a banner ad for! Please god, don’t kill me!
Thug 1: Uh huh. And this is why punks like you don’t deserve a fine computer like this baby here, ain’t that right, Techalicious?
Thug 2: You said it, Mac-T.
Thug 1: Okay, you chrome plated SOB, we gonna fix you up real good.
User: *sniffle* I’m sorry, I’m sorry!
Thug 1: Damn right you sorry…
Categories: Smart Things
Hey! How much does this service cost? I think you’re on to a ‘good thing’ here. Maybe we can work a syndication deal?
Hah! However much Geek Squad costs
I think I’d break even there, with the extra cost for guns but no uniform or VW bugs.