Site Update - Lather, Rinse, Obey
November 14th, 2005
Wrote this last week when I redesigned the site. Then I forgot to publish it. I suck!
Ahem. To make up for it.
Yo Yo Yo
I used to be Drew
One day I turned blue
As a suede shoe or berry
It makes me look scary
Then I ponytailed my hair eee
Got me a nasty scar
And a funky fresh flying car
Now Drew be Dr. Drakken
So quit that yakkin’
Think I’m hot?
Ha! I’m backin’
My lovely sidekick Shego
She kicks me in my ego
Gots some freaky glowing hands
Mocks my super genius plans
Makes me do my defeat dance
Come on. oh. eee. gah!
Had dreams to rule the world
Or build a better robot girl
All end in rejection
So after introspection
I turn my career in another direction
Thanks to one ‘all that’ teen
Mr. Mean is squeaky clean
Though my face is still blue
Tell you what I can do
Sell y’all some freaky shampoo
Lather Rinse and Obey!
It’s time to wash your hair today!
You may think I’m a villain
Yo I’m just chillin’
Come on, let me hear you say
Lather, Rinse and Obey!
I’m a player just playin’ his play
My product’s in a rap song
Time to get your wash on
With Dr. D’s brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse!
For Sheezy it’s off the heezey.
Categories: Random
i cant stop laughing everytime i hear this song its so fucking funny
my friends weird
shes a drakken hor
I really do adore this song
I was about to crash the other night when it came on and I stayed up just to watch this and the Naked Mole Rap.
hell yeh
i just want to thank you, i’m searching for this song. dankee scööön